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  1. Oct 20

    Current status: Looking up legit trash disposal and roll off container rental companies on YouTube and spamming their comments with dumpster defender Shockwave memes. I DOUBT IT.

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  2. Oct 20

    Watching videos about the cold war and giggling every time they say SAC.

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  3. Retweeted
    Oct 19

    Why isn't this a thing yet?

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  4. Oct 5

    What y'all gonna be angry about next week?

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  5. Oct 5

    Shout out to Marlboro for the birthday card with the cowboy on it. Ten year old me would have loved it.

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  6. Oct 4

    RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

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  7. Retweeted
    Oct 3

    This is absolutely beautiful.

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  8. Oct 2

    Shout out the ATM for charging money to get my own money.

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  9. Oct 2

    Twitpic your 30 amp quad breakers

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  10. Oct 2

    Being broke as fuck and irresponsible then adopting a pet and immediately posting a GoFundMe for said pet.

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  11. Oct 1

    IF YOU LOVE THE OCEAN SO MUCH NAME 5 BRANDS OF CAR BATTERIES YOUVE THROWN INTO IT!

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  12. Sep 29

    I just realized that Lil Wayne is only a week older than me. So if I can sell 100 million records by Thursday, I could be just as successful.

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  13. Sep 29

    American police: *shoot unarmed dude* Ukrainian police: *tackle dude with live grenade*

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  14. Sep 28
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 28
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  16. Sep 25
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  17. Sep 25

    >Be me >At DMV >DMV employment poster on the wall >Says "diverse work environment" >Glace behind counter >Only black women working there

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  18. Sep 24

    You ever like be peeing in the front yard and the neighbors drive by really slow, so you pretend you just walked into a spider web then burn your house down

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  19. Sep 23

    LOOK AT ALL THOSE SPACE TACOS

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  20. Sep 20
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