In a few years little Bratleigh is going to be like 'why did Daddy die of lung damage at 35?' and someone's going to have to tell her he contracted the virus at his own wedding and recovered but sustained permanent organ damage.
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Little Bratleigh: 'I thought mom had a bunch of sisters, why don't I have any aunts?' Mommy: 'Oh they all contracted covid at my wedding, honey, it was worth it for the white dress though.'
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they should just have FF14 weddings like the rest of us
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I better be invited
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I knew their weddings were awful, but this is on a whole new level.
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*sigh* Really going for all the horsemen of the apocalypse, aren't they? (I'm writing this from a city where the officials ignored a wave of public outcry and insisted on re-opening all the hotels early because they wanted to attract events exactly like this)
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Sounds like she needs to find some new friends.
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JFC, people. Just elope. It'll save you a shit-ton of money that you can use to put into savings so you can maybe someday buy a house. That, and having ANY big gathering during the plague is stupid af.
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A couple of choice phrases in here, including "I feel sick over this" and "I'll lose everyone in one fell swoop" Well let me tell you, if you're worried about sickness and losing everyone at once, I might have a suggestion for you
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