Benjamin Errett

@benjaminerrett

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Feb 2009

    Don't kill 'em with kindness; maim 'em with respect.

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  2. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2020

    For the first time in my entire, Wayne’s World-loving life, I wish I could say: ‘hi, I’m in Delaware’.

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    6 Nov 2020

    Could these on-site reporters all start their spots with, "Hi, I'm in Delaware"

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    7 Nov 2020

    Hi, I'm in Delaware... home of... the 46th President of the United States.

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    7 Nov 2020

    Biden should start his speech with “Hi, I'm in ... Delaware.”

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    7 Nov 2020

    Y’all, I’m excited to hear Biden and Harris speak tonight and I can’t get this gif outta my head! Hi, I’m in...

    Wayne’s World
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    17 Jul 2020

    All heroes wear masks

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    15 May 2020

    Since we’re shut-ins now one of our fave pastimes is watching people stop to read our plaque. They fall into two camps: snort and grimace, laugh and photograph. We wave at the latter. Wish we could invite them for a drink!

    This is by far my favourite "historical plaque" ever. It is truly spectacular.
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  9. 6 May 2020

    Absolutely chuffed to join , the amazing team that flagged an emerging respiratory syndrome in Wuhan in December and published the first scientific paper on COVID-19.

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  10. 1 May 2020

    Today’s my sister’s birthday. She’s an ER nurse and her courage (surely fostered by the pranks and I played on her growing up) has been an inspiration. I’m impressed (but not surprised) she helped start this to help her neediest patients:

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  11. 29 Feb 2020

    Cansplaining 🇨🇦

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    28 Feb 2020

    Purina Awards Because Animals Grand Prize For 2020 Pet Care Innovation Prize

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  13. 19 Dec 2019

    Biscoff cookies : Hugh Ransom Drysdale :: vibranium alloy shield : Steve Rogers

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    17 Dec 2019

    Inoculate yourself with sharp wit by

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  15. 3 Dec 2019

    Logrolling in our time: The newsletter is a nonpareil of non-fiction news and notes

    has a terrific newsletter. check it out.
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  16. 21 Nov 2019

    On being an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.

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  17. 7 Nov 2019

    What if that infamous story about Evelyn Waugh and bananas was actually about caviar?

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  18. 31 Oct 2019

    Does the devil really have all the best lines? A Halloween investigation:

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  19. 29 Oct 2019

    The Lebowitz Rejoinder: To be witty, write a bunch of clever things in the 1970s and then throw away your pen.

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  20. 29 Oct 2019

    The Bankhead Gambit: To be witty, just talk all the time and hope people only remember the good stuff.

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  21. 27 Oct 2019

    Single best gag from Oct ‘19 issue of non-defunct (written by and illustrated by )

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