Ben Greenman

@bengreenman

Books: a dozen-plus, including short story collections, novels, nonfiction, collaborations, etc. Most recently, CREATIVE QUEST with , DON QUIXOTIC.

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Joined February 2010
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  1. 6 hours ago

    National conversation t-shirt: Is there anything we can all agree on?

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Every time the president lies about "no obstruction," a t-shirt gets its wings.

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  3. 7 hours ago

    Many things about the year are disturbing or disappointing, but at least there's a new Moodymann album coming.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    Howard Schultz suspended his campaign, which hurts my plan to sell him my "Schultz in VentiVenti!" slogan.

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  5. 11 hours ago

    Deepfake.

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  6. 11 hours ago

    Devin Nunes is like Spy vs. Spy if there was a third, confused-looking spy who always lost.

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  7. 11 hours ago

    Other things Nick Van Exel's friends haven't told him about: —Breakfast cereal —Ceiling fans —DVRs

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  8. 11 hours ago

    What else aren't they telling him? Possible sequels: —Breakfast cereal —Velcro —Air travel

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  9. 12 hours ago

    I await the buddy movie with Nick Van Exel and iced coffee.

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  10. 12 hours ago

    To be fair, if the people around Nick Van Exel didn’t mention iced coffee until now, that does sort of sound like a conspiracy.

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  11. 15 hours ago

    Q: Is Scott Baio stupid enough to believe that he invented a vague slogan that has been used by countless people in the past, including John Kerry, Rick Santorum, and others? A: Yep.

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  12. 15 hours ago

    New story about a dog: "To the Point."

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  13. 16 hours ago

    It’s all one long Old Man Yells At Cloud.

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  14. 16 hours ago

    Irresponsible hyperbole is the absolute worst.

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  15. 16 hours ago

    Apologize to the future: the shirt.

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  16. 16 hours ago

    No amount of trivial things add up to one consequential one.

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  17. 18 hours ago

    How To Make Zombies: Step one: Generate so much information and content that people can’t possible read/hear/see it all themselves. Step two: Summarize the information and content. People, overwhelmed by the deluge, will accept your summaries as fact. Step three: Done.

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  18. Jun 11

    Number of people making jokes about this poll 70%, Trump 41%

    New 2020 head-to-heads in national Quinnipiac poll just out: Biden 53%, Trump 40% Sanders 51%, Trump 42% Harris 49%, Trump 41% Warren 49%, Trump 42% Buttigieg 47%, Trump 42% Booker 47%, Trump 42%
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  19. Jun 11

    Roger Bannister 41, Trump 41%.

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  20. Jun 11

    Gloating over early polls is highly dangerous, but for a day or so, it’s fun to live dangerously.

    New 2020 head-to-heads in national Quinnipiac poll just out: Biden 53%, Trump 40% Sanders 51%, Trump 42% Harris 49%, Trump 41% Warren 49%, Trump 42% Buttigieg 47%, Trump 42% Booker 47%, Trump 42%
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