Watching $TSLA investors get all emotional over Elon’s .. uh… Elonness instead of looking at numbers is hilarious.
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Ben Cotton
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I’m not here.Joined March 2009
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I don’t know why doesn’t seize the moment and get loud about making tampons free.
Also if you have the time and luxury to spend your energy being offended by this whole thing, your privilege is showing.
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This #BlockElon hashtag is cute. As if blocking Elon matters.
You’re still just wasting your time and energy on Twitter.
Forget Elon.
Read a book. Call your Mom.
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Wait a minute, what’s happening at Netflix?
Madonna can do whatever the fuck she wants.
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Some folks take this tweeting business way too personally.
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Be kind.
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Boy, that Colin Farrell is nice in that film.
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In honour of ’s Yield turning 25, my neighbours are listening to it really fucking loud … Whether they like it or not.
Babylon is trending. Go see it and tell me what you thought of it.
The first time I was ever on an actual TV film set, I was an extra on the pilot for Stargate SG1 #stargate #stargatesg1
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#IfIWereAnExtraInAMovie what do you mean if? I AM an extra in a bunch of movies.
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I saw “Shingles” trending but misread it, thinking “SINGLES” was trending and I was all geared up to do a Cameron Crowe appreciation post.
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Every single fella I’ve ever known who was a fighter, was a fighter precisely because they were terribly beta and were terrified enough to cultivate aggression in order to cope. An ALPHA MALE doesn’t feel the need to throw a punch because nobody can get under his skin.
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How embarrassing to feel the need to tell people you’re an ALPHA MALE
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Twitter is garbage
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If you care about what’s happening with and Twitter, it might be time for you to read a book.
Digital trading cards.
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Dear everybody,
If any of you runs into Benjamin Caron, would you please tell him he’s awesome?
Many thanks,
Ben
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#acting is trending so let me take this opportunity to encourage you to stay in school.
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#DearElonMusk please just shut Twitter off.
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Just watched Empire Strikes Back for the first time.
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On the day the twin towers went down, Newfoundland stepped up in an unforgettable show of support for those stranded. After Fiona devastated the Maritimes, and particularly Port-Aux-Basques, NL, it’s time for us to repay that kindness.
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Some nights I find myself wishing I’d gone into the arts.
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I saw a post somewhere that asked women, what would you do if there were no men on earth for one day. One of the most common responses was, “I’d wear whatever I want, and I would walk at night with headphones on.”
Devastating.
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Social media is the dumbest thing ever invented.
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❤️❤️❤️ RIP DAVE
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I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”
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If you’re paying $1000 for a headshot in 2022, you a sucker. Period.
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“I have a really good résumé, but the headshot is the first impression.” People judge a book by its cover. A $1,000 professional headshot may be worth it. on.wsj.com/3BXRknm
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An afternoon watching The Guardians of the Galaxy? Sounds good to me.
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Happy Birthday to Chris and Stone. If you know, you know. ❤️
Every so often I hear an actor mention having imposter syndrome, and I can’t help but think - but, your job description is literally pretending to be someone you’re not.
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Metallica is "beyond psyched" after its song “Master of Puppets” was used in the season four finale of Netflix's “Stranger Things.”
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