I stop brushing my teeth a month before every dentist appointment so they don't think I'm a damn try-hard or something
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@benedictfritz Another tip: eat scalding hot pizza for a week before a dentist's visit so they know you're tough.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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@trinketben "yes I sustained injuries from swallowing lava what of it?"
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