Chili reheating instructions: microwave until it explodes 100% everywhere
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@benedictfritz Step 2: Revel in your explosive victory over the technology that will one day become Skynet and send 3-ish Arnies back intime1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@benedictfritz I needed like, one more character to make that fit, and without any extra punctuation to remove, it had to be the last space.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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@Kevin_T_Knight iunderstand
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