My wheat bagel had raisins in it. Today is ruined. RUINED.
@probablymolly My girlfriend calls raisins the “mummies of fruit.” She hates mummies.
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@benedictfritz Your girlfriend is a wise woman. Believe everything she tells you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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