Turning 30 is realizing literally every shirt you own has extremely subtle toothpaste speckle stains on it
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Replying to @benedictfritz
You’re 30 now dude just brush shirtless like I do :)
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Replying to @brentknepper
It's a technique I have definitely explored recently
1:21 PM - 18 Nov 2019
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