Turning 30 is realizing literally every shirt you own has extremely subtle toothpaste speckle stains on it
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Replying to @benedictfritz
just gotta get more black shirts with white polka dots
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Replying to @seth1389
White polka dots and heather gray shirts only
12:07 PM - 18 Nov 2019
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