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@bendreyfuss

Senior editor at Mother Jones. I've done some other stuff, too. I don't consider this therapy.

New York, NY
Joined December 2008
Born on June 14

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Aug 2013

    "What did you do during the war, daddy?" "Twitter, mostly."

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    3 hours ago

    Disbarred and Disgraced, The Rise and Fall of F. Lee Bailey via

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    4 hours ago

    The 1973 version of "But her emails" was "What about Chappaquidick?" Brilliant. via me.me

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    i'm just a boy. standing in front of a bike. looking for my SOULmate.

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    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Saying Lol

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  7. tldr: there was a man in my elevator with loud headphones on.

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    “if only I could go back,” but no The technical engineering class starts at 6am You can’t be late again You drink yourself to sleep The end

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    then BAM it hits you like a ton of bricks: that idiot in the elevator was wearing the headphones that lay flat on the ear. You use earbuds.

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    your kids—who you brought into this world—like spending time with their mother’s idiot boyfriend more than you, THEIR FATHER

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    now you’re at fucking ITT tech, a student at 42, paying money out the ass to learn how to draw on fucking computers

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    Your wife leaves you, she deserves better, you know that, but it hurts; your boss has enough & when the next round of layoffs comes, adios

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    The you start drinking, your marriage, falls apart, you can’t sleep, you’re screwing up at work, your kids are embarrassed by you

  14. Encounter man with loud headphones Think: “idiot” Then: “does he even know I can hear” Then: “are my headphones that loud” Then: “who am i"

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    Liberal moralizing about small ball bullshit is super annoying. It's a fact.

  17. OK, but in fairness, like 35% would say that no matter what.

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    Who the fuck are the people in those countries that **do** support the wall?

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    I, for one, am shocked that citizens of one country do not support immigration restrictions in another.

  20. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself. We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.

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