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"What did you do during the war, daddy?" "Twitter, mostly."
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Ben Dreyfuss Retweeted
Disbarred and Disgraced, The Rise and Fall of F. Lee Bailey http://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/a10284185/f-lee-bailey-oj-lawyer-interview/ … via
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The 1973 version of "But her emails" was "What about Chappaquidick?" Brilliant. http://me.me/i/13864624 via me.me
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i'm just a boy. standing in front of a bike. looking for my SOULmate.
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Saying Lol
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@leonardkl saw this coming days ago: "The tweak that could cost Mike Lee's vote and sink the healthcare bill" http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/the-tweak-that-could-cost-mike-lees-vote-and-sink-the-healthcare-bill/article/2628755 …https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/887112253450989568 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
tldr: there was a man in my elevator with loud headphones on.https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/887115807381180416 …
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“if only I could go back,” but no The technical engineering class starts at 6am You can’t be late again You drink yourself to sleep The end
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then BAM it hits you like a ton of bricks: that idiot in the elevator was wearing the headphones that lay flat on the ear. You use earbuds.
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your kids—who you brought into this world—like spending time with their mother’s idiot boyfriend more than you, THEIR FATHER
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now you’re at fucking ITT tech, a student at 42, paying money out the ass to learn how to draw on fucking computers
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Your wife leaves you, she deserves better, you know that, but it hurts; your boss has enough & when the next round of layoffs comes, adios
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The you start drinking, your marriage, falls apart, you can’t sleep, you’re screwing up at work, your kids are embarrassed by you
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Encounter man with loud headphones Think: “idiot” Then: “does he even know I can hear” Then: “are my headphones that loud” Then: “who am i"
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Liberal moralizing about small ball bullshit is super annoying. It's a fact.
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OK, but in fairness, like 35% would say that no matter what.https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/886996870555480064 …
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Who the fuck are the people in those countries that **do** support the wall?
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I, for one, am shocked that citizens of one country do not support immigration restrictions in another.
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself. We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.pic.twitter.com/rGLTAWZMjn
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