*Zuckerberg and pours a canister of ethanol into a bowl of cereal. He begins to eat it* See friends, I'm just like you
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He conveniently converted from atheism recently...
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As in the drink?
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That human costume he wears really hides his Omicron Persei antenna well, doesn't it?
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There are some people who agree with that statement. Drunks.
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Whoa! Easy on the drunks! Just because we enjoy a cold Miller or two doesn't make us stupid.
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Ethanol burns cleaner and not carbon clogging your engine
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Ethanol doesn't connect people.
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It explains why he found God again!
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