My medical records said I had a BMI of 3,600 because my previous doctor accidentally input my height as 6 inches.
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Oh no! Gerard thinks my game about voting rights in American history is a bunch of political crap! This unverified purchaser would like to help you to save your money and save you from playing Votes for Women with your wife.
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Alexa, play 🎶We’re All In This Together🎶 by the High School Musical Cast.
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Thinking of getting more into pop culture and stuff. What are some beginner-level celebrity feuds I can pick sides on?
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Also, we enforce strict "cutoff dates" on bills that I have to imagine folks with big teams of lobbyists are fine with but present daunting challenges for smaller advocacy groups who can't adapt as quickly.
It's just not an even playing field and for seemingly no good reason.
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Like why would we EVER think we are better served by an overworked, rushed legislature? And how many great ideas and important testimonies never see the light because of time constraints?
It feels kinda like an obvious problem with an easy solution to me....
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Under no circumstances does it make sense to me for legislators/staff to have to rush when writing legislation.
That just seems absurd to me, and it happens WAY more often than I think the public is aware of.
It's like, almost totally avoidable, too.
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My girlfriend doesn't like zombies. Thus, I'm watching The Last Of Us while she's out.
Friends, do NOT watch this show alone. I currently have all of the lights in my apartment on and it's not helping.
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Y'all, the crows near my apartment are such good pals these days. I'm so ready for crow baby season so I can meet their babies.
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How many ants are there?
- 1-1007.8%
- 100-10,0003.9%
- 10,000-20,0005.9%
- More82.4%
51 votesFinal results
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I share 70% of my DNA with a worm but as soon as I hit the dance floor that number quickly jumps up by 30%
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I literally haven't had a good idea for a tweet in months. Sorry everyone. I promise to try harder in Q2.
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How much is “a couple”
- 2 and only 257.9%
- At least 2 sometimes more42.1%
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🔴 NEW IN The Stranger!
The Washington for Equitable Representation Coalition calls on the legislature to pass HB 1592, the #RankedChoiceVoting for Presidential Primaries Bill!
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🔴 ACTION ALERT
The #RankedChoiceVoting for Presidential Primaries Bill needs a hearing!
Can we count on you to contact your Reps and tell them why it's so important that this bill gets a hearing?
Just click the link and follow the instructions! app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bi
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Want to get involved with #RankedChoiceVoting but don’t know where to start?
We’ve got you covered with this video!
(Oh, and we’re on TikTok now )
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This is my new favorite #RankedChoiceVoting video.
"Yakima needs ranked-choice voting (and so do you!)"
Good work, !
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Seattle, y'all don't give yourself enough credit for how amenable you are to folks with various dining restrictions.
It's a big deal and it makes life better for a lot of people!
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Why not let people vote for the candidates they actually like, instead of forcing them to vote against candidates they hate?
Ranked choice voting is the answer.
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The above text was generated after I simply copied and pasted the entire draft bill for the RCV for Presidential Primaries Bill that is working on.
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So.... ChatGPT seems to do a VERY good job of summarizing legislation. At least simpler legislation.
Like, there are some little things that it might miss, but if you want to get a broad idea for the main bullet points of a bill.... wow.
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👩⚖️ Happy first day of the Legislative Session!
We’re looking forward to passing the #RankedChoiceVoting for Presidential Primaries Bill. This bill would bring more choice to Washingtonians and make every vote count -- it's a win for voters!
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What my retirement account doesn't know is that most of my assets are currently tied up in miniature Star Wars ships, so I'm not worried.
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My retirement account has kindly alerted me to the fact that $9,000 is not enough to retire on.
Thank you, retirement account. Noted.
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Also, we just got a "please clap" on the House floor, and I think that should be mentioned.
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I mean, it's absurd. The residents of D.C. are actually the only people who carry NONE of the blame for the mess of the federal government.
It's way past time for statehood.
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It's honestly really disgusting how politicians lump together the corruption of the Federal Government with the character of Washington, D.C..
People live there and are from there. The residents of DC deserve better.
#DCStatehood
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🔴 Legislative session heads up!
In 2023, we’ll be supporting the reintroduction of the #RankedChoiceVoting for Presidential Primaries Bill.
Here’s why we need it ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Same tbh
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Amy Walter from the Cook Political Report was asked on PBS about what she has on her holiday wish list.
Her answer?
#RankedChoiceVoting!
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Should we get rid of the senate (we will abide by the results of this poll)
- yes87.2%
- no12.8%
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#RankedChoiceVoting makes it more likely that a candidate you like will win.
….and that you’ll get the present you really want.
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Seattle Approves New Ranked-Choice Christmas Gift List Legislation: bit.ly/3UToTNn
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But CRUCIALLY, I only want the Razorback if the Star Destroyer is out.
Not settling for a 2nd choice unless I have to.
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Bruh if your Christmas list isn’t ranked, what are you gonna do if the thing you want most is out of stock?
Like yeah I want the Imperial Star Destroyer miniature from Star Wars Armada, but if they don’t have it, get me the Razorback from Star Wars X-Wing.
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