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@bellamackie

I am only here to push my novel ‘How To Kill Your Family’ on you. Books - charlie@cclagents.com Other stuff - ARice@unitedagents.co.uk

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Registrerte seg februar 2009
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  1. Festet tweet
    5. sep.

    My book is still in the top ten after 6 weeks. If you bought it, thank you! If not, why not be a pal and order it now? It’s (truly meant to be) funny.

    15 svar 4 retweets 126 liker
    Angre
  2. Retweetet
    for 14 timer siden

    Brexit Britain: "I'd like to buy a pound of apples, a pound of bananas and 8 ounces of grapes please." "I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely out of fresh fruit."

    205 svar 3 214 retweets 16 963 liker
    Angre
  3. for 11 timer siden

    I remember when tweeting praise was unforgivable here. And now it’s the sanest thing you can do on this site. No apologies!!

    Those last few chapters 😱 Honestly, one of the best things you could ever read. you’re a genius, can’t wait for the next one.
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    Angre
  4. Retweetet
    for 21 timer siden

    The Great Dream Robbery! It’s out! Today! NOW! Bookshops! Supermarkets! Internet! It’s a completely new story but if you have Kid Normal fan in your life, we hope they absolutely love this brand new world x

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    2 svar 7 retweets 104 liker
    Angre
  5. for 18 timer siden

    Honestly what’s the fucking point? These people don’t follow science. They think they’re better than science. I’ve gasped at mad republicans downplaying covid but this shower aren’t much better.

    Jacob Rees-Mogg says Conservative MPs don’t need to wear facemasks in the Commons chamber because they regularly attend parliament and meet other MPs and says if opposition MPs also "worked a bit harder… they might not need to wear face coverings either."
    1 svar 3 retweets 128 liker
    Angre
  6. Retweetet
    13. sep.

    is this new gawker’s first breakout hit??

    2 svar 3 retweets 37 liker
    Angre
  7. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    “Obsessive exercise is not uncommon. It initially feels like a healthy way to get rid of stress, and maintain control, which is why one can let it carry on without realising it’s a problem,” writes .

    4 retweets 29 liker
    Angre
  8. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    You’re mistaking this government for one that actually cares .

    We pissed away the summer. No attempt to get numbers down while the weather was good. No attempt to ventilate offices or schools. No support for isolation. No effort at all to get us into a better place before the cold weather arrives.
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    Angre
  9. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    Here is how the Nicki Minaj story was covered on CNC3 Television in Port of Spain, Trinidad. I assure you this is worth all 2:20 and it's probably better than any U.S. network covered the story

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  10. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    Oh that's it exactly ...

    This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he’s looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers.
    28 svar 26 retweets 674 liker
    Angre
  11. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    Grace Bernard has been wronged. And some people need to pay. Namely, her family. Be the next in line to discover 's . Out now

    1 retweet 2 liker
    Angre
  12. 15. sep.

    British covid wouldn’t be a rotter and infect your mates. That’s only the foreign covid types.

    Sajid Javid says it's fine for Tory MPs not to wear masks in the Commons chamber because "they're not strangers"
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    Angre
  13. 15. sep.

    Wrote about how the pandemic tipped my exercise passion into an exhausting obsession! Only fun from me guys

    3 svar 9 retweets 217 liker
    Angre
  14. 14. sep.

    People should get vaccinated *waits to see how many unfollow*

    I lost about 30 followers yesterday after tweeting that people should get vaccinated. Funny old world (or not so funny)
    6 svar 2 retweets 389 liker
    Angre
  15. 13. sep.

    Well. Still here thinking about Nicki’s cousins friends balls. Silently wheezing so I don’t wake my husband up. This is my night now. Enlarged ball tweets.

    4 svar 4 retweets 335 liker
    Angre
  16. Retweetet
    13. sep.

    Sorry to nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend whose alibi for getting swollen nuts and having his wedding called off is about to fall apart under the intense scrutiny of the global media.

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    Angre
  17. 13. sep.

    Genuinely never thought I’d find an anti vaxxer hilarious but here we are

    My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
    6 svar 7 retweets 468 liker
    Angre
  18. Retweetet
    13. sep.

    I’ve made a reading list for for anyone who has enjoyed ‘it’s always summer somewhere’. 40 books I love that cover each of my books many themes; music, sport, family, love, therapy and grief. Enjoy xx

    2 svar 7 retweets 55 liker
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    Angre
  19. 13. sep.

    We are not ok

    8 svar 6 retweets 254 liker
    Angre
  20. Retweetet
    11. sep.

    Just finished How To Kill Your Family by and it was insanely good, with a very satisfying ending. Bella writes brilliantly, I recommend this to everyone!!

    2 svar 1 retweet 12 liker
    Angre
  21. Retweetet
    10. sep.

    Aww, like in a fairy tale.

    Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew could reportedly remarry if it could help his reputation following allegations of sexual abuse.
    36 svar 270 retweets 4 503 liker
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