maura quintOvjeren akaunt

@behindyourback

Onion contributor, words at New Yorker, Paste, McSweeney's etc. A+ debate recaps. Tax March Exec Director, not a journalist, views my own. quintmaura at gmail

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    THREAD: is tonight. We're anticipating a lot of false information on taxes and how the economy is doing, as has done every year (1/11)

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  3. Trump SOTU preview: -The rich are doing great! -Minorities are all very happy because of me, also *racist dogwhistle* -Unnecessary cheap shot at someone getting more headlines than I am -More racist dog whistles -Make presidents oligarchs again! -That stock market, folks -God. Me

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    This is bad and wrong. As I just said, the *actual* results exist on paper and pencil, recorded in front of hundreds and thousands of witnesses.

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  5. I know I’m not supposed to think this is a compliment but

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  6. Feels like you can ask people to trust the process or you can name your election companies Acronym and Shadow like they’re rival gangs of super villains in a movie where Spider-Man teams up with GI Joe to save Manhattan but you can’t do both

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  7. maybe iowa should have just put punxsutawney phil in front of all the candidates and gone with whoever he ran away from

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  8. Iowa to Biden tonight:

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  9. fun how the big influential primary election comes down to who's better at being a kid's party magician

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  10. That was a nice moment I had with my dad. And that's all I have to say about Rush.

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  11. My dad's a republican who used to listen to Rush Limbaugh. When I'd be home, I'd ask him about it, what Rush was saying. And why. After a few years, my dad said, I started listening closer and you're right, he's a reactionary bigot who lies to sow hate. He never listened again.

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  12. Four years ago, I wrote about how the caucuses work if anyone needs a primer

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  13. I can’t believe we all have to get ulcers and stress acne because of a state that has too many vowels and a city that smells like crunch berries

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    🚨 CAUCUS LOCATION CHANGE ALERT: The Liberty Center caucus is NO longer at SE Warren High School. It has been updated to Liberty Center United Methodist Church located at 16005 Church Dr, Liberty Center. Ask us questions in the replies or email disinfo@iowademocrats.org.

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  15. a bunch of empty words that sound fine but don't actually mean much followed up by a hollow call for unity, sounds about right

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  16. It's a process designed to keep people out and it needs to change

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    I hope this film challenges our assumptions about who Midwesterners are & what they want

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    He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then The Kushner thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, he thought...can't be bought at a store. Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, perhaps... means a little bit more!

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  20. just realized I can sing "Iowa" for "I alone" and ruined the rest of my day

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  21. still thinking about the fact that following the superbowl the president's public congratulatory message was "fuck missouri"

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