Trixie

@Beatrixie

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnected, not respected, who would really ever wanna go and top that?

Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2015

    James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword. I just can't nod and smile when people bring him up anymore.

    10,748 retweets 12,222 likes
  2. 14 Jun 2015

    Yeah I'm gonna need about six episodes of Diners, Drive-ins & Dives to detox from that .

    2 retweets 1 like
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    24 Apr 2015

    Hey can I borrow the title This Is 40? It's for a doc I'm making about the current number of women who've accused Cosby of rape.

    84 retweets 354 likes
  4. 19 Mar 2015

    I wish I could find the "A-HEE-HEE-HEEH!" guy from the Friends laugh track and punch him in the face.

  5. 29 Nov 2014

    Snowpiercer.... This movie really caught me off-guard.

  6. 17 Sep 2014

    Wow--maybe Rob Ford was smoking medical crack?

  7. Retweeted
    19 Jun 2014

    Inventors of the at it again.

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    2:24 PM - 19 Jun 2014 · Details
    28,102 retweets 32,496 likes
  8. 29 Oct 2013

    He'll now be receiving congratulations from people who already thought he was dead.

  9. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2013

    : over! SEIU announcing deal.

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    162 retweets 19 likes
  10. 8 May 2013

    It's really bad how bad my vocabulary has gotten since graduating from college. It makes me feel bad and I wish it was good instead.

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    19 Apr 2013

    Shut the fuck up forever, douchebag. RT : Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

    1,852 retweets 1,512 likes
  12. 2 Apr 2013

    Somehow, this headline isn't an April Fools gag? Insightful,

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  14. 11 Jan 2013

    Whenever I receive Flavor Alert emails from the yogurt shop, I can't help but feel like Batman being summoned by the Bat Signal.

  15. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2012

    Holding down the reset button on my Nintendo and whispering "Obama" into the cartridge slot. Praying that this is what voting is.

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  16. Retweeted
    7 Aug 2012

    First day. Away we go...

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    11:54 AM - 7 Aug 2012 · Details
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  17. 29 Jul 2012

    I'm engaged!

  18. 10 Jun 2012

    I am utterly terrified of the day when I sarcastically ask my annoying cat, "Can I HELP you?" and he actually answers.

  19. 8 Jun 2012

    Woke up with a huge zit protruding from the center of my chin. I'll be spending the day doing an impression of an upside-down unicorn head.

  20. Retweeted
    4 Jun 2012

    "The government is lying! The zombie apocalypse is real!" is this year's "Charlie Sheen is "

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