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Sam got a more approachable vibe. I’m not looking to get murdered by a planeswalking demigod while I’m just trying to get a drink between adventures.
That was my reaction too. "Dude is hanging out in a tavern looking like THAT? He is so *not* looking for rando company."
I'd defend Sam Smorkle with my life
Well, yeah, much like you’re not supposed to talk to a woman with headphones on unless she talks to you first, you shouldn’t talk to the guy with a bone crown
How to Talk to a Man Wearing a Crown of Bone and Blade, Surrounded by Three Sentient Rings of Fire
Three sentient rings of fire? Are they arguing? I'm.... Not gonna get in that mess, and that dude wearing'em probably doesn't want me to, either. "HEY, SAM! How's it goin, old buddy?!"
Sam smiles, then frowns, explaining that he got himself in some kind of complicated life-debt nonsense. "Goblins don't jump much for this...I mean, like, we do! An' he really saved me, but... I don't know if I can do anything," he says, with a nod towards the crowned man.
His name is Sam Smorkle, who WOULDN'T want to talk to him?
He's even got a full name. Must be important.
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