Chris DeLauder

@beaglebets

Software Engineer at Smile Identity. I talk about dogs and code, and apparently now, politics.

San Francisco, CA
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Joined January 2014
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  1. Retweeted
    15 Jun 2016

    THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT"

    224 replies 36,958 retweets 55,335 likes
  2. 15 hours ago

    I had a bánh mì for breakfast. AMA

  3. Jun 8

    The US is basically an episode of scared straight that the rest of the world seems to have taken to heart

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Fun Fact: Exactly one president has ever had previous presidential experience. It's not an excuse for abuse of power.

    BREAKING: Speaker Paul Ryan says FBI director needs to be independent, says Trump unfamiliar with protocol, `just new to this'
    5 replies 56 retweets 76 likes
  5. Jun 8

    McCain would be "intensely aroused" 😂

    1 reply
  6. Jun 8

    So what does trump have hanging over McCain's head to get him to start shilling like this?

  7. Jun 8

    BUT HER EMAILS

    1 reply 1 like
  8. Jun 8

    I am so happy to hear people sounding stupid talking about "the cloud" and it not being a tech thing

    1 like
  9. Jun 8

    Feinstein sounds so old

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    There are so few times when it's acceptable for a grown human to wear a cape in public, & Comey just missed his chance.

    3 replies 6 retweets 68 likes
  11. Jun 7

    Glad they got that out of the wray

    DOJ out with statements in support of Wray for FBI director from Rosenstein and Brand:
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Hint: new contributors or professionals should write the docs, not maintainers :)

    2 retweets 11 likes
  13. Jun 7
    Replying to

    P.S. I still love you best crazy JS. 💋👋

  14. Jun 7
    Replying to

    And Javascript is a crazy ex who has locked you in a house, set it on fire, and is smiling and waving at you through the window.

    1 reply
  15. Jun 7
    Replying to

    While Python is a cold, didactic language demanding exactness above all.

    1 reply
  16. Jun 7
    Replying to

    It reminds me of my general take on Ruby. It's a warm, fuzzy blanket trying to help you succeed.

    1 reply
  17. Jun 7

    Ruby's OptionParser class is pure gold. It really makes developing a CLI a breeze. My props to whomever decided to make it stdlib.

    3 replies
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.

    111 replies 778 retweets 1,505 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    *snerk*

    3 replies 44 retweets 88 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Note to top federal employees: when asks everyone else to leave the room, leave with them. Seriously. Just leave.

    Top intel official told associates Trump asked him if he could intervene with Comey to get FBI to back off Flynn
    673 replies 16,632 retweets 34,908 likes

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