Chris DeLauder

@beaglebets

Software Engineer at Smile Identity. I talk about dogs and code, and apparently now, politics.

Joined January 2014

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  1. Retweeted
    15 Jun 2016

    THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT"

  2. 15 hours ago

    I had a bánh mì for breakfast. AMA

  3. Jun 8

    The US is basically an episode of scared straight that the rest of the world seems to have taken to heart

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Fun Fact: Exactly one president has ever had previous presidential experience. It's not an excuse for abuse of power.

  5. Jun 8

    McCain would be "intensely aroused" 😂

  6. Jun 8

    So what does trump have hanging over McCain's head to get him to start shilling like this?

  7. Jun 8

    BUT HER EMAILS

  8. Jun 8

    I am so happy to hear people sounding stupid talking about "the cloud" and it not being a tech thing

  9. Jun 8

    Feinstein sounds so old

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    There are so few times when it's acceptable for a grown human to wear a cape in public, & Comey just missed his chance.

  11. Jun 7
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Hint: new contributors or professionals should write the docs, not maintainers :)

  13. Jun 7
    Replying to

    P.S. I still love you best crazy JS. 💋👋

  14. Jun 7
    Replying to

    And Javascript is a crazy ex who has locked you in a house, set it on fire, and is smiling and waving at you through the window.

  15. Jun 7
    Replying to

    While Python is a cold, didactic language demanding exactness above all.

  16. Jun 7
    Replying to

    It reminds me of my general take on Ruby. It's a warm, fuzzy blanket trying to help you succeed.

  17. Jun 7

    Ruby's OptionParser class is pure gold. It really makes developing a CLI a breeze. My props to whomever decided to make it stdlib.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 6
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Note to top federal employees: when asks everyone else to leave the room, leave with them. Seriously. Just leave.

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