Benjamin Esham

@bdesham

Ruggedly-handsome bag of mostly water

Rochester, NY
esham.io
Joined February 2008
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  1. Oct 16

    1,659 retweets 3,367 likes
  2. Oct 15

    BREAKING: Wow. I don't say this very often, but this is a game-changer.

    22,233 retweets 38,216 likes
  3. Oct 13

    Never forget the greatest lawyer letter ever.

    5,514 retweets 9,344 likes
  4. Oct 14

    [asmr] i soothingly audit your scrum process

    2 retweets 36 likes
  5. Oct 14

    So many languages that could do this better but I can’t use them because it would add an install step, which defeats the whole point

    2 retweets 5 likes
  6. Oct 14

    It is really frustrating how many bash scripts exist because it’s the only thing we can kind of depend on existing on developer systems

    11 retweets 21 likes
  7. Oct 13

    We should start calling the “alt-right” the “right”. Otherwise we’ll get into the same mess we did with “alternative rock” in the 90’s

    31 retweets 93 likes
  8. Oct 12

    I am a scientist and I can assure you that these are all just made up.

  9. Oct 11

    what the electoral map would look like if only men could vote versus only women

    1,574 retweets 1,524 likes
  10. Oct 10

    TRUMP: I will put my political opponent in jail TWITTER: Hehe, that guy’s name is “Bone”

  11. Oct 8

    RT if you're not a father of daughters and still somehow manage to respect women.

    2,305 retweets 2,535 likes
  12. Oct 7

    Trump: This is not who I am. Narrator: It was.

    Trumps says "Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am,” Sorry but i know people who do know him -it is exactly who he is
    283 retweets 777 likes
  13. Oct 7 Baltimore, MD

    Where was this outrage for Trump's racism and xenophobia? Don't get me wrong, I'll be thrilled if feminism destroys Trump. But c'mon.

    912 retweets 2,066 likes
  14. Oct 7

    I wish I lived in a country where sexually assaulting women and bragging about it on tape would disqualify you from the presidency.

    1,761 retweets 2,987 likes
  15. Oct 7

    *edward james olmos voice* The millennials look like us now

    1 retweet 1 like
  16. Oct 7

    They’re available from the REPL (“stack ghci”) but I can’t actually find them in the docs…?

  17. Oct 7

    Haskell really doesn’t have “max” and “min” built in? Why can’t I find them anywhere?

  18. Oct 5

    I think one thing that sets me apart from a lot of people is that I can believe it's already October

    1,046 retweets 3,700 likes
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  20. Oct 6

    If you can’t handle me at my foldl1 (\a b -> if a < b then a else b) then you don’t deserve me at my foldl1 (\a b -> if a > b then a else b)

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