bbozman

@bbozman

bad at this

DC suburbs, MD
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  1. 6 Jul 2020

    One of my favorite Ennio Morricone deep cuts, some truly evil sounding dark mass surf rock. RIP:

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  2. 29 Oct 2019

    Today is a sacred event in posting history, the 50th anniversary of the First Post

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  3. 12 May 2019

    I am the king at buying exactly enough stuff at duty free to burn off my remaining foreign currency

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  4. 25 Mar 2019

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  5. 12 Jan 2019

    Man Getting Hit By Football

    Adam Vinatieri 😱
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  6. 21 Dec 2018

    Watching the Bahamas Bowl, sponsored by a Chicago suburb whose slogan is "Beyond Business Friendly," meaning they will have sex with any business that moves there

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  7. 21 Sep 2018

    Taylor Gourmet was basically a gentrified Quiznos and their owner's a dope. Good riddance

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  8. 2 Aug 2018

    1. Harold Baines 157. Ivan Calderon 203. Benito Santiago 235. Jack Cust 804. Brad Clontz 1204. Vic Darensbourg

    list your favorite, 157th-favorite, 203rd-favorite, 235th-favorite, 804th-favorite, and 1,204th baseball players of all time mine: #1 bo jackson/jeff francoeur (tie) #157 jose oliva #203 chone figgins #235 mark gubicza #804 gerald laird #1204 macay mcbride
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  9. 27 Jul 2018

    I should host Talking Dead instead. I'll do it for scale plus expenses on the condition that I don't have to watch The Walking Dead and can just change the topic to the episode of Barney Miller I watched the day before

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  10. 24 Jan 2018

    RIP MES. GOAT lyricist/frontman/insane tyrannical bandleader.

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  11. 14 Jan 2018

    The Steelers lost a home playoff game to Blake Bortles. I know this isn't an insightful tweet, I just like seeing that sentence in print.

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  12. 3 Sep 2017

    Hating Piers Morgan is the only truly universal human experience

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  13. 15 Feb 2017

    Roses are red Violets are greater

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  14. 7 Nov 2016

    Those onlxn election fanfic tweets may be unfunny, but at least they're also incredibly stupid

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  15. 7 Sep 2016

    Back in the cheap seats. Good ol' $5 section.

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  16. 27 May 2016

    I know summer is truly here when I step into the first hot car of the year.

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  17. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2016

    Joe Flacco is now under contract through the 2021 season:

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  18. 2 Feb 2016

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  19. Retweeted
    24 Jan 2016

    If u complain for a flag and dont get it the ref should be aloud to make the jerkoff motion until u get your sorry ass off his field

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  20. 5 Jan 2016

    I became an adult the day I realized that bunk beds weren't a cool adult perk, but a way to fit more kids into a smaller living space.

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