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Freelance editor, journalist and photographer. Co-editor of http://bigtechquestion.com  and director of Lewes FC.

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    1. Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

      Just had my first health check for the over-40s. A sobering moment in any fella's existence.

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    2. Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

      "Do you have a stressful job?" "Well, I work 50+ hours a week and then I get my cracking on my second job as a football club director." **Deep intake of breath across the desk**

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    3. Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

      "Do you have any family history of heart disease?" "Well, the old man's got his own parking space at the coronary ward, if that's what you mean?" **Nurse visibly shudders**

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    4. Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

      Nurse stabs a needle into my fingers, weighs me, slaps me a couple of times to check I'm still breathing, and makes me sing the second verse of the National Anthem.

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      Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

      "I'm pleased to tell you everything's fine and you've got a 2.3% chance of a heart attack." I am a medical miracle. Off down the pub to celebrate. Might wash that down with a Chinese.

      6:59 AM - 14 May 2018
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        1. Barry Collins‏Verified account @bazzacollins May 14

          On the downside, almost got knocked off my bike by some twat in a BMW on my way home. Don't count your chickens, etc.

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        1. Mike Henson‏ @MikeHenson May 14
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          - You're begining to sound like Trumps doctor 🤣

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        1. johnp‏ @JpjpJohn May 14
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          3.3% on the way :-)

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