Just had my first health check for the over-40s. A sobering moment in any fella's existence.
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Nurse stabs a needle into my fingers, weighs me, slaps me a couple of times to check I'm still breathing, and makes me sing the second verse of the National Anthem.
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"I'm pleased to tell you everything's fine and you've got a 2.3% chance of a heart attack." I am a medical miracle. Off down the pub to celebrate. Might wash that down with a Chinese.
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On the downside, almost got knocked off my bike by some twat in a BMW on my way home. Don't count your chickens, etc.
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I'd start interviewing for your replacement mate. Joking aside, my dad and grandad both died of heart attacks and I've not had my over 40s check yet.....
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