"Do you have a stressful job?" "Well, I work 50+ hours a week and then I get my cracking on my second job as a football club director." **Deep intake of breath across the desk**
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"Do you have any family history of heart disease?" "Well, the old man's got his own parking space at the coronary ward, if that's what you mean?" **Nurse visibly shudders**
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Nurse stabs a needle into my fingers, weighs me, slaps me a couple of times to check I'm still breathing, and makes me sing the second verse of the National Anthem.
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"I'm pleased to tell you everything's fine and you've got a 2.3% chance of a heart attack." I am a medical miracle. Off down the pub to celebrate. Might wash that down with a Chinese.
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On the downside, almost got knocked off my bike by some twat in a BMW on my way home. Don't count your chickens, etc.
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Just wait until you get your over 50 check and then the over 55 bowel screening. *still shuddering*
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I did wonder if there would be some of that action when she fetched the rubber gloves. *gulp*
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At least you didn't have the prostrate check
@bazzacollins that is an eye opener!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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- Blimey, I thought you were about 26
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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