I couldn't even blag 1 day off school when our family cat died.
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Did it die in a car accident?
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It was 24 years ago but it still hurts. Not a car accident, cancer. I await your best cancer jokes...
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Tough crowd.
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Oh my god, that's insane.
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She certainly was.
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I can only imagine what you'd have done if I'd try to pull a similar trick while in your employ.
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You would have needed your own funeral, pal.
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To be fair Barry, that's why they call her the people's princess
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I went out & bought Sky, bunging Curry's an extra £50 to have installed the following day so I could avoid the false wave of 'emotion'.
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Did she get paid ?
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I had a Windows 95 laptop back then.
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