Scarlett just popped into the kitchen and came back gnawing on a carrot. I've literally no idea where she found it.
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We're learning that nothing in life is truly toddler-proof, but nah, it definitely wasn't a bin-carrot.
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In that case, keep an eye out for facially-disfigured snowmen
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Sound advice for living.
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