My @lenovo laptop was 'out for delivery' from a depot 10 miles away at 8am. Still not here. They are, of course, waiting for me to leave.
I smell and I'm dying for a wee. #ComeOnYouEffingCourier
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I smell and I'm dying for a wee. #ComeOnYouEffingCourier