Why are hotel towels always white? Isn't that the worst colour when trying to keep them clean? 
On the plus side, makes it easier to reject an arse-streaked specimen.
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I'll be honest. Didn't think I'd read that sentence today
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**Adds ability to surprise with a turn of phrase to LinkedIn profile**
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