Sad to announce the death of our eight-year-old goldfish, Ella. She floated like a goldfish, and didn't sting at all, as she was a goldfish.
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Replying to @bazzacollins
RIP Ella. Do you do a proper burial for a fish that age, or is it still toilet?
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Replying to @jasminetea
She met a less than glamorous end, chucked in the bin in a dog poop bag. I'll tell the kids she's under the oak tree, of course.
12:17 AM - 6 Jun 2016
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