Cynical Dave on the front page of tomorrow's i newspaper. Honk.
First person to argue we should leave the EU because he's been booted back into Britain.
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Has a barman not topping up his pint finally pushed him over the edge?
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I'd vote for Cynical as PM. PMQs would be fucking unmissable.
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His common sense party would be a shoo-in.
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