I've had my "your PC has a virus" cold caller on hold for a full six minutes now. How much longer do I give him?
@iainmacintosh They get particularly sweary after five minutes, I find.
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@bazzacollins My favs are the ones who ask about, “the accident you had in the last 18 months.” I tell them. In great details. With tears. -
@iainmacintosh Well, somebody should be made to pay for that trapped bollock. -
@bazzacollins It’s still trapped. I visit every two days to leave food, water and a new paperback. Got to keep its spirits up.
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