@bazzacollins Then leave them on hold for another 10 mins.
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@iainmacintosh They get particularly sweary after five minutes, I find. -
@bazzacollins My favs are the ones who ask about, “the accident you had in the last 18 months.” I tell them. In great details. With tears. -
@iainmacintosh Well, somebody should be made to pay for that trapped bollock. -
@bazzacollins It’s still trapped. I visit every two days to leave food, water and a new paperback. Got to keep its spirits up.
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@bazzacollins Did you tell them you had to consult with your colleague on the second floor? -
@adambanksdotcom Sir overestimates the size of my house somewhat :)
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@bazzacollins if you don’t need your phone line, for ever. Then charge him £1.55 per minute plus his standard rate -
@Rookmeister You're cheaper than that@Sweder fella. He wants to go for £3 per min -
@bazzacollins@Rookmeister he’s a proper cheapskate that one ; )
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@bazzacollins Until you need to use the phone... Or fire up Linux Mint and try and get him to fix that -
@philiplgbennett@bazzacollins my record so far is 28 minutes -
@jonhoneyball@philiplgbennett Ah, a fellow pro. Welcome to The Guild of Exasperated Timewasters. -
@bazzacollins@jonhoneyball I work for@Panda_Security We're used to getting calls from home users who have had similar experiences
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@bazzacollins Come back and say that it’s not just your PC it’s the whole office and that they couldn’t have called at a better time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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