Pop out to buy a sandwich. Opens web browser. Discovers lunch will give me cancer. FFS.
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@bazzacollins Are you planning to drink benzene?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@bazzacollins not usually ... famous organic compound which has ring chain of carbon atoms. Used to make it in school. Highly carcinogenic.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@bazzacollins Ice and lemon? Or just slice of bacon as usual.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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