Stop asking for my phone number, Twitter. You're not a hot girl in a bar.
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Replying to @bazzacollins
@bazzacollins You are kind of suggesting there that you do give your number to hot girls in bars. (If they ask, of course.)1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Replying to @RobKRead
@RobKRead@bazzacollins Which bars are these? Asking for a friend.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @charliecat5
@charliecat5 your friend should consult@bazzacollins friend1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Replying to @charliecat5
@charliecat5@bazzacollins You do know he can read all these? (He can read.)1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @RobKRead
@RobKRead@charliecat5 Give it a rest, Morecambe & Wise. My phone's pinging like a submarine's radar.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @bazzacollins
@bazzacollins@RobKRead I think that's the loveliest comment I've ever had. I assume I'm Eric.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @charliecat5
@charliecat5 @RobKRead **Coughs** ARSENAL!
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