World's most optimistic ice cream van has just driven down our street. 10am. Freezing. Kids at school. Pillock.
@aldridgesarah I'll forward you seven volumes of Peppa Pig and a box of Soleros. How goes motherhood?
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@bazzacollins deal. Motherhood is going well now I've adjusted to having no sleep ever. -
@aldridgesarah Relax. You'll get six hours or so in about five years' time. -
@bazzacollins 6 hours, that's the dream.
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