Had to let some air out of my shoes. In retrospect, asking everyone I met tonight: DO YOU WANT TO PUMP MY SHOES? was a mistake.
@willhead Enough with the shoes already. Can't help thinking a slow puncture is going to plunge you into a mid-life crisis.
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@bazzacollins If that happens, I’m going full on Heelys.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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