The problem with the internet is that you come up with a good idea, and some cock has already done it.
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@bazzacollins Fleshlight? Organised religion? Keyboard Cat?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@bazzacollins Wearable confectionary? It'd make desk sugary. Fool.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@bazzacollins I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning. Or if I had breakfast. Or what breakfast is.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@bazzacollins Will do it now. Do you accept ankle croissants?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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