The problem with the internet is that you come up with a good idea, and some cock has already done it.
@Sparkes You clearly don't remember the wrist doughnuts and the mad, mad woman on the phone.
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@bazzacollins I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning. Or if I had breakfast. Or what breakfast is. -
@Sparkes Sorry to hear that. By the way, you still haven't paid my invoice. -
@bazzacollins Will do it now. Do you accept ankle croissants? -
@Sparkes Not at this time of night.
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