@bazzacollins Fleshlight? Organised religion? Keyboard Cat?
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@Sparkes Wrist doughnuts. -
@bazzacollins Wearable confectionary? It'd make desk sugary. Fool. -
@Sparkes You clearly don't remember the wrist doughnuts and the mad, mad woman on the phone. -
@bazzacollins I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning. Or if I had breakfast. Or what breakfast is. -
@Sparkes Sorry to hear that. By the way, you still haven't paid my invoice. -
@bazzacollins Will do it now. Do you accept ankle croissants? -
@Sparkes Not at this time of night.
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@bazzacollins I know. I came up with Footgolf 20 years ago... forgot to write it down! -
@Wulfy7 Just add yourself as Inventor on Wikipedia. I'll back you up.
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@bazzacollins get those applications down the patent office quick buddy those left handed tin openers won’t invent themselves ..oh bugger -
@GrahamBranch Drawing diagrams as we speak.
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