Went to scoop a dead fish out of the kids' tank this morning, at which point the fish decided it was definitelty not dead.
@MsEmmaChaplin That and @Rookmeister's tales of early morning dog "surprises" is why fish is the limit of our pet ambitions
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@bazzacollins@MsEmmaChaplin@Rookmeister the great man’s fears unfounded. Whale song a reaction to Jonesy (kitten) ‘s wall of death larksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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