Today started with me sticking to the train seat via some toerag's chewing gum. I'm now worried this will prove the highlight...
@PatrickGoss Commendable use of the word "toerag" there, Patrick.
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@bazzacollins It was the first PG-rated word that sprang to mind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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