@bazzacollins oh, and let’s make it better. Let’s put spikes at eye level for anyone above your height!
Stupid umbrella wielding twats!
"Oh, and it's fuck all use in wind. And you can't store it anywhere when it's wet." "I'm out."
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@MartinPPorter That's the spirit. Conformists like@charliecat5 are trying to hush us up. -
@bazzacollins Don’t get me wrong, I hate umbrellas. I just solved the problem by buying a coat with a hood@MartinPPorter -
@charliecat5@MartinPPorter No, you just got a wet coat. -
@bazzacollins@charliecat5 isn’t that what raincoats are for? Or have I got it wrong? -
@MartinPPorter@charliecat5 it’s the getting wet on the inside bit I object to. -
@bazzacollins@MartinPPorter Or just MAN UP! -
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@bazzacollins you’re pitching it to the wrong target. You need to aim for people that have an inflated ego and afraid to get their hair wet! -
@MartinPPorter They don't work, Martin. Period.
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@bazzacollins Do you need something to do? -
@charliecat5 Oh, a man's not allowed to think now, is that it?
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@bazzacollins oh, and twats that like blocking the entire pavement with a poxy golf umbrella when they’re wearing waterproofs already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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