When you read about me murdering a love-struck young couple on the train to London, know they were desperately annoying and I did it for us.
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@bazzacollins My dark side? Darling, there IS no other side. Ask@Sweder. Hang on, I'l take my stiletto off his neck...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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