@bazzacollins I accidentally bought menthol shower gel. I used it once and my bell-end was on fire. Never used it again.
Accidentally bought menthol shampoo. I now have a burning scalp that smells like a Fisherman’s Friend.
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@stan_lite I, erm, feel your pain.
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@bazzacollins If you also buy a bar of coal tar soap, you'll get whole carriages to yourself. - End of conversation
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@bazzacollins - On the positive side you now have your own space on the train and will not have a cold for the entire winter ;-) -
@GaryMHough Positive thinking, Gary. Not my style :) - End of conversation
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