I'm moving home.Time to admit I can't afford to live here. The dreary suburbs await me. Where else has a world pea throwing competition???
@edward_david @TheDivineBebe Can definitely do the football bit; the drinking legs aren’t what they used to be, however.
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@bazzacollins@TheDivineBebe tbf anybody who witnessed my shocking performance at afc Wimbledon last week will testify my best days are goneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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