@bazzacollins You know, you could have combined all three. Salad with biscuit croutons and Campari dressing.
I've eaten a salad and two biscuits all day, and now I'm sipping Campari. There is no possibility that this ends well.
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@nikrawlinson May I remind you that I hail from Romford. They hang people for less. -
@bazzacollins Unrecognisable (although in fairness I hadn't been for about 15 years so I might be a bit behind the times). -
@nikrawlinson I've not been there for a decade, either. Although I've heard it has changed beyond recognition, too. -
@bazzacollins The Dolphin Centre is now a 15 storey block of flats and a supermarket. -
@nikrawlinson I hope they've got a basement swimming pool with a wave machine. -
@nikrawlinson Wow. Bet you can’t even smell the chlorine.
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@bazzacollins now don't take this the wrong way... but your diet today is not exactly, how can I put this, MANLY! -
@charliecat5 BACK OFF BUDDY@bazzacollins -
@TheDivineBebe@bazzacollins Well it's not black pudding and Guinness is it? -
@charliecat5@TheDivineBebe Ironically, I’ve just washed that lot down with a few (hic) pints of Guinness. No loud shouting at The Pan, pls. -
@bazzacollins Excellent, you're back in the driving seat of manhood.@TheDivineBebe
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@bazzacollins From that description it sounds like it didn’t start well either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bazzacollins What salad comes with biscuits? I like Campari but you're the first man I know to mention it. This impresses meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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