@bazzacollins i've decided i don't like the one who looks like she's about to cry at the sight of a scotch egg
The cockney girl on #Masterchef sounds like she’s auditioning for Commoner 5 in a TV adaption of Oliver Twist
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@wonky_donky To be fair, it was a shit scotch egg. -
@bazzacollins exactly - wrapped in fucking mackerel? -
@wonky_donky She didn’t even have the Gordon Strachan shade of breadcrumb round the edge. -
@bazzacollins it was more a kind of pasty Ian Rush
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@bazzacollins regionalist -
@peterhambly It’s OK. Some of my best friends are cockneys.
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