Ignore this horse meat nonsense, I just got a Jaffa Cake without the Jaffa bit. I'm available for media interviews.
@sweder Rio's probably tucking into my squidgy orange bit as we speak.
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@bazzacollins what a unutterably unpleasant vision you’ve shared -
@sweder Apologies. I'm high on Jaffa Cakes. Just testing they're still working, you understand.
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