I'm considering using a stand-up desk in the @pcpro office, so I can soar above my team and deliver commands such as "write" and "tea".
@charliecat5 You need a better employment lawyer, Duncan. Or better slippers.
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@bazzacollins In the end I just raised my desk and chair on bricks to get the desired effect. Don’t forget to build steps tho’ -
@charliecat5@bazzacollins sound alike that could easily be converted into a gallows -
@Sweder I’ve tried that as well, but APPARENTLY you’re not allowed to hang employees these days.@bazzacollins -
@charliecat5@Sweder More meddling EU legislation, I suppose? -
@bazzacollins I mean how are you meant to motivate people FFS?@Sweder#bringbackhanging -
@charliecat5@bazzacollins I find a bullwhip & large stack of P45s works wonders
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