Managed to scald myself making tea. Sometimes wonder how someone this stupid has survived to 30. Upside: at least one part of me is warm.
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Replying to @bazzacollins
@bazzacollins what?! there's a war? I can't even make tea without an injury, I'm doomed. (Seriously, this really hurts.)2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @bazzacollins
@bazzacollins have we met? the only thing in my freezer is vodka.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @njkobie
@njkobie@bazzacollins Drink it. It will numb the pain. Of existence.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @chrisphin
@chrisphin @njkobie What he said
2:11 PM - 26 Nov 2012
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