Managed to scald myself making tea. Sometimes wonder how someone this stupid has survived to 30. Upside: at least one part of me is warm.
@njkobie What's going on tonight? Team News past and present are in the wars.
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@bazzacollins what?! there's a war? I can't even make tea without an injury, I'm doomed. (Seriously, this really hurts.) -
@njkobie Ermm... Put a bag of peas on it, or something like that? -
@bazzacollins have we met? the only thing in my freezer is vodka. -
@njkobie@bazzacollins Drink it. It will numb the pain. Of existence. -
@chrisphin@bazzacollins the thing is, i don't really like vodka. I'd actually prefer peas. -
@njkobie@bazzacollins Who ‘doesn’t like vodka’? Like, I’d never choose it, since I like my drink to taste of something, but ’sinoffensive.
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